when you accidentally step on your pet's foot
  • Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
  • Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
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glorialovescats:

no-vox:


party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape
Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.
Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
1985 | Bowling for Soup
Bad Day | Daniel Powter
Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
Crazy in Love | Beyonce
Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
The Reason | Hoobastank
Hey Ya | Outkast 
My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
Work It | Missy Elliott
White Flag | Dido
Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
Milkshake | Kelis
Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
Mr. Brightside | The Killers
Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
So Yesterday | Hilary Duff
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This is perfect

OMFG THIS FUCKING THIS OMG.
exceot it needs Stairway To Heaven at the end, that was always the last song at the dances, the long slow song. so many memories dancing to that song omfg. that one time the guy that I had a crush on for all of middle school asked me to dance for that last song, the last dance of the year, right before I moved away, and I felt like I was in heaven.
and now we no longer talk because he’s kind of an asshole.
but anyways THIS POST IS AMAZING.

glorialovescats:

no-vox:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape

Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.

  1. Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
  2. Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
  3. 1985 | Bowling for Soup
  4. Bad Day | Daniel Powter
  5. Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
  6. Crazy in Love | Beyonce
  7. Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
  8. The Reason | Hoobastank
  9. Hey Ya | Outkast
  10. My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
  11. The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
  12. Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
  13. She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
  14. Work It | Missy Elliott
  15. White Flag | Dido
  16. Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
  17. Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
  18. Milkshake | Kelis
  19. Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
  20. Mr. Brightside | The Killers
  21. Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
  22. So Yesterday | Hilary Duff

Click through the image to download or click here.

This is perfect

OMFG THIS FUCKING THIS OMG.

exceot it needs Stairway To Heaven at the end, that was always the last song at the dances, the long slow song. so many memories dancing to that song omfg. that one time the guy that I had a crush on for all of middle school asked me to dance for that last song, the last dance of the year, right before I moved away, and I felt like I was in heaven.

and now we no longer talk because he’s kind of an asshole.

but anyways THIS POST IS AMAZING.

thesapphorium:

I swear I tried to work but then
BAM RIZZLES

thesapphorium:

I swear I tried to work but then

BAM RIZZLES


thesapphorium:

laughingsquid:

The Films of Skifcha, The Russian Cat Who Wears Paper Eyeglasses

I love this so much it scares me

But it feels so right

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thesapphorium:

Fanart for Rizzoli and Isles. Because Rizzles is the cutest thing. 

thesapphorium:

Fanart for Rizzoli and Isles. Because Rizzles is the cutest thing. 


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